Dude, this is ECSTASY.

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"Why is there very little utility to women’s clothing? Why don’t we get pockets which actually open?..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:50:04 -0400

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Why is there very little utility to women’s clothing? Why don’t we get pockets which actually open? Why do we have to put up with the ‘false pockets’ that are frequently sewn onto women’s jackets and pants to give visual interest without ruining the ‘line’ of the garment? Why, when pockets are actually present, are they so rarely large, stable, or loose enough to accommodate a phone or a wallet? And why, given this is the case, do women go on to cop so much flack for carrying handbags around with them?

Oh wait. Is this one of those double standards which we feminists are always going on about; one of those innocuous little things which everybody just accepts because it is the norm?

Women carry handbags. It is known.

But why? I have watched my male friends get ready to go out. They slip their wallet into one pocket, their keys into another, their phone into a third pocket, and some of them even still have spare pockets large enough to carry a novel for the journey. Those of my friends who wear women’s clothes, though, face an entirely different situation. If they are wearing the right jeans or jacket, they may have up to two usable pockets (not at all guaranteed). However, in most cases they won’t have any pockets at all. Utility and style rarely meet in women’s fashion, so they grab a bag.

Contrary to all the jokes, most women don’t ‘have’ to leave the house with everything they pack in their day-to-day handbag. Most of the items in a woman’s everyday handbag are in there because, if she’s going to have to carry it anyway, she might as well make it worth her while. Excuse us for making use of the one useful item we find in our wardrobes.

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- Kara, “The Feminist and the Handbag” (via badhouses)

isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:32:01 -0400

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:59:40 -0400

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

fuckyeahmst3k: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: getyourspoons: The...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:56:30 -0400

fuckyeahmst3k:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

getyourspoons:

The breast cancer line

And then it is never mentioned or brought up again

It’ll be fine!

tjuefem: Too much.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:28:30 -0400

tjuefem:

Too much.

michelle-my-belle: Fellow atheists and agnostics, When people ask for prayers during a difficult...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:26:07 -0400

michelle-my-belle:

Fellow atheists and agnostics,

When people ask for prayers during a difficult time, just don’t. We know. You don’t think there is a god. Just send out positive thoughts or kind words. Your obnoxious opinions aren’t the same thing.

I am coin purse, of course.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:47:48 -0400

I am coin purse, of course.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:16:40 -0400

zooeyclairedeschanel: something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:53:12 -0400

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

floralprintprouvaire: involvingmeinvolvingyou: If you wanna be my lover You’ve gotta throw huge...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:27:05 -0400

floralprintprouvaire:

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car

beeishappy: Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:51:56 -0400

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

mawilds: A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a Shih Tzu.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:36:14 -0400

mawilds:

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a Shih Tzu.

CAITLIN, HERE IT IS.

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:28:32 -0400

CAITLIN, HERE IT IS.

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hithertokt: wildlywandering: forumgamer: feistie: A kid was...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:03:35 -0400

hithertokt:

wildlywandering:

forumgamer:

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

Outrageous.

The fuck?!?!

This happens at my school. It really pisses me off.

I once had a guy tell me...: I once had a male coworker ask me, “Why do girls wear yoga pants or...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:45:45 -0400

I once had a guy tell me...: I once had a male coworker ask me, “Why do girls wear yoga pants or...:

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a male coworker ask me, “Why do girls wear yoga pants or tight jeans and then get mad if I look at their ass?” I said, “If we get mad, it’s because we’re not wearing it for you. We’re wearing it because we think we look good in it, and we want to feel confident. Or because it’s…

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Sun, 12 May 2013 01:22:38 -0400

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samuelshakusky: we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i...

Sat, 11 May 2013 04:14:19 -0400

samuelshakusky:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”